Excuse Me? No. First, Get To Know Me Crazy Gal!

A response from an American guy to the previous post, “First, Let’s Get Physical” 

Oh... thank god I was finally eating. When I got at the restaurant with my date, the first thing I did was to call the waitress and order a huge pizza. My stomach had been gurgling in pain all night. I was so starving that when the pizza finally got at the table I couldn’t help myself from jumping over it. And then, piece after piece, I ate almost everything.

Oh shit! I think I didn’t leave anything for her. Still, I did a great job managing the conversation; I did exactly what my bro told me to. He said: “When you’re on a date, shut the fuck up. Don’t talk about you, just ask the girl tons of questions about her; women love attention.” And that was exactly what I did. But it was effortless to keep her talking, I just had to ask some questions now and then, and she was there, talking all night long.

Ah!! Maybe that’s why she didn’t eat. She was talking so much, she didn’t have time to put food in her mouth. Hmm.. or maybe she just has an eating disorder, I don’t know. Well, but another friend of mine has a Brazilian girlfriend and he said that these girls can be a frickin chatterbox sometimes. Huh, now I might have to agree.

He also warned me about their kissing habits. In Brazil, they not only kiss each other just for fun, but they also do it everywhere. So he told me not to get too excited if she gives up waiting for me to make the first move, and ends-up jumping over me for a kiss. Kissing doesn’t mean anything for them, kissing is just part of the courting, that doesn’t mean we will have sex, or something like that. Actually, if you don’t kiss the girl at the first date, she will definitely think you’re not interested in her.

But to tell the truth, I think it’s kind of gross the way my friend told me that young people in Brazil normally kiss random people during parties. Like making out with more than one person at the same night and not even talk to them. That sounds kind of cool, but at the same time... come on! They don’t think about germs? You’re basically asking to catch a cold like that. What about knowing the person before you jump over them for a kiss? Like asking their name, and this kind of stuff. What about establishing a real connection?

Whatever, it was game day and all my bros had tickets. Such a bummer, the tickets were all sold out when I tried to buy, so I decided to go on a date. But, as soon as she left to go to the bathroom I got my phone to catch up with the game. I choose this restaurant because they were going to be playing the game, but for some reason they were not doing it. How come?

In the end she wanted to share the bill... WTF!? Does she think that I don’t have enough money to pay for her? She didn’t like going out with me? Or, she is not taking me seriously? Hmm... I like this girl!